I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.
I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.
song: *goes from one headphone to the other*
me:
“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that
nerd:
geek chic
Skater Chic
me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*
me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat
me trying to organize my life
(Source: reddit.com)
Super Dad
Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.
this video is wild
Each dad is given one (1) spidey sense per day. If your child is involved, you get an action surge.